strap on your seatbelt magot, were goin for a ride

    1. this is exactly what tumblr user corndorn makes me think of 

      this is exactly what tumblr user corndorn makes me think of 

      (Source: diabetic---homeless---hookers, via ennuiner)

    2. naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

      naotakunn:

      i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

      (via thatsmoderatelyraven)

    3. FSLJKAFL
    4. (Source: kristenschaals, via galactci)

    5. seotaijiandboys:

      *fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

      (Source: michiko-malandro, via vanillish)

    6. on schedule
    7. (Source: aidn, via officialfrenchtoast)

    8. on schedule
    9. yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

      yesthisisaaron:

      This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

    10. wetheurban:

      DESIGN: Pantone Inspired Beer Packaging

      Here for this. The packaging for these cans match the color of the beer to its corresponding Pantone color.

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    11. typography keep this
    12. reallyreallyreallytrying:

      me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

      flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

      (via vanillish)

    13. Direction

      outofcontextdnd:

      DM: You wake up next morning.
      Paladin: I pray to Phoelio (the Sun god) to give us a sign of where to go.
      DM: The sun rises in the east.

      (via rookeerie)

    14. on schedule
    15. derpycats:

behold the majesty 

      derpycats:

      behold the majesty 

    16. on schedule
    17. kiss-control:

matchene:

this is so late 80’s it hurts

wow this looks scarily like random parts of my old house thrown together and made into one room

      kiss-control:

      matchene:

      this is so late 80’s it hurts

      wow this looks scarily like random parts of my old house thrown together and made into one room

      (Source: timeassociates, via athleticdirector)

    18. degoute on schedule
    19. spiritdick:

I want to know why

      spiritdick:

      I want to know why

      (Source: ahlistoquevillero, via ruinedchildhood)

    20. on schedule
    21. art on schedule
    22. on schedule

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